I’m offended at the amount of judging you are doing of me right now.

You have no right to judge my decision.

He and I have 6 years of history. And it’s not like I’m gonna fuck him the next time I see him.

We’re working up to it. We’re not gonna date (fuck no), but that’s not us. 

You, you can’t judge me.

Don’t make me list the at least 20 reasons I can think of off the top of my head as to why you can’t judge me.

Shall I remind you of this summer’s trip to Planned Parenthood?

Oh yeah. Don’t cross me.