I’m sorry. Not to belittle your Home Depot job, but please don’t sit over there and tell me my job isn’t hard.
And don’t tell me that “all you have to do is make them smile.”
You want to deal with kids who just woke up from their naps, kids who have been shoved into holiday clothes, kids who are unhappy, newborn babies and their mothers who want everything to be perfect and nothing is ever good enough.
You wanna deal with that? Be my guest.
You can go to work at 7:30am.
Please. I want to see you handle this better.